http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=erotic-apocalypse-%7C-the-sleaze-%7C-uk-news-satire-and-humour Experts warn of 'erotic apocalypse' if public given access to recently uncovered ancient pornography. UK government seeks to suppress addictive classical smut amid fears that its potency could destroy civilisation. Wed, 02 Sep 2015 16:34:52 UTC en